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Bet Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's…
- To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the fuck up.
- When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on.
- I bet my relationships would be more stable if I dated non-existent people who died.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back and see how…
- I bet at least 10 idiots will tweet about how much they needed this weekend.
- A Woman Never Say: I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter Tracy.
- I bet ugly bitches vaginas taste a lot like regret
- I bet parking is a bitch at the Special Olympics.
- I bet if I punch you in the nose, other people's business would come out.
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