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Behind Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If you're a cowboy who likes to line dance always remember, the girl behind you is secretly calling you a pussy.
- Sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger.
- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
- If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day.
- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
- John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
- Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home.
- The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass.
- You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
- If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while!
- Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...... Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!
- Behind every pretty woman there is a bunch of jealous women making up lies about her.
- I don't know why people hate on drunk drivers, Women drivers are clearly more dangerous behind the wheel.
- If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't kill me.
- Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back.
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