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Bed Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there…
- Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on…
- No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
More Bed Quotes
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same for a… — Michele Bachmann
- I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed… — Antonio Banderas
- I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as… — Tallulah Bankhead
- The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the… — Djuna Barnes
- Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr
- Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid? — Lynda Barry
- One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed. — Bernard Baruch
- This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire
- Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent… — George Ade