Best Asshole Wisdom

331 Asshole quotes by 217 unique authors

I wanna wrap my hands around your neck You're an asshole but I love you And you make me so mad I ask myself Why… — Superman
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. — Ana Chable
Acknowledge yourself, man up along age and then decide to be a gentleman or an another asshole. — Daniyal Butt
You promise you will never hurt me again? Yeah yeah I dont belive it. Youve said that before. Just leave me the fucck alone asshole — Savannah J
If you're a kid/adult and you judge special need kids,I FUCKING HATE YOU! We are all the same.I stayed after school just to help them,we… — Jazzy
Leave me alone! Can't you see that I am already hurt enough without you addin on to it? I am super sorry but I just… — Savannah J
Today I met Mario...... . . I asked him: Do u remember me?????? . He replied : No........ . . I said :asshole......i have lost… — Ritzy
No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
You aren't cool because you played her, you're cool because you're an asshole and apparently that's what society likes. — Emily Tilley
Asshole lol — Ass Hole
If a man uses you, He's a pig. If a man hits you, He's a punk. If a man lowers yourself esteem, He's a asshole.… — Carolann Centeno
I am a good fella until I see an asshole and then I am transform into a bigger asshole!! — Glen Rambharack
Im offically done with you, happy now asshole? — Blondie:)
~~ Behind every strong woman, there is a real asshole that made her that way. — Sarah Moores
Just because I don't fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian.It just makes you an asshole.! — Simi Ngr
Listen you might dislike me cause am real but I don't give a fuck so how bout you join the rest of the assholes waiting… — Unknown Author
I m not going to appolize for having trust issues but m sorry that the people I gave everything to turned out to be an… — Hemantsmarty
I don't think you realize you get abusive. I gave you so many chances you wreck them. I'm shutting you out of my life for… — Jasmine Laura
Couples don't break up anymore. One person just acts like an asshole till the other person can't take it anymore..!! — Anurag Prakash Ray
You ever notice most of the time when you speak your mind, you end up in trouble? Most of my family think I am an… — Glen Rambharack
Hey babe, promise me when you in the delivery room on the bed, skin up and pushing out our baby and you in all your… — Glen Rambharack
I aint smart, but I aint dumb either. I know the difference between a liar and a cheater. — Emily Tilley
Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face There's no one quite like you You… — Pink
B/c baby, I never meant a fucking thing to you. You just needed someone to fill your emptyness, you just neeeded someone to be with… — Broken Soul
I notice since I were a kid when a senior member of our family fuck up, is like you wasn't allow to even talk about… — Glen Rambharack

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