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Asked Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
- Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find…
- One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
- In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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