Another Never Quotes by Laurie Notaro

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Laurie Notaro has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never…
• I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
• Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
• I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
• Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that…
• Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.
• Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one…
• I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of…
• My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never…
• You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in…
• I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
• I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good…

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