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Another Quotes by George Carlin
- Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
- One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
- Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
- Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but…
- And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a…
- So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper.…
- Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try…
- All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another
- Is there another word for synonym?
- I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
- If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
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- The Israeli lobby has clout in the U.S., which means that re-arranging the region and controlling its resources one way or another,… — Bashar al-Assad
- I don't think we are going to become extinct. We're very clever and extremely resourceful - and we will find ways of… — David Attenborough
- We really need to kick the carbon habit and stop making our energy from burning things. Climate change is also really important.… — David Attenborough
- Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood