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• You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
• When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going…
• The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that…
• You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
• I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you…
• Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ...…
• Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
• No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
• I believe you have my property!
• No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
• I can't even put gas in my plane!
• My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it,…

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