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Almost Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
- LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself;
- My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.
- Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
- My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
- Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage.
- Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her.
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