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Bill Bailey has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say…
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I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it…
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I…
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would…
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
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The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we…
— Bill Bailey
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When the characters are really alive before their author, the latter does nothing but follow them in their action, in their words,…
— Luigi Pirandello
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If I were to ask the famous Henry Ford to come over here and do what I tell him to do, would…
— Meher Baba
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Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" Well, now that we have…
— Lewis Carroll
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At least the girls in stories were alive before they died.
— Francesca Lia Block
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How soon will we accept this opportunity to be fully alive before we die? (88)
— Stephen Levine
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I’ve never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and it’s much more troublesome than I would have believed. But that’s…
— Stephenie Meyer
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I dreamed of being a part of the stories—even terrifying one, even horror stories—because at least the girls in stories were alive…
— Francesca Lia Block
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The real question is not whether life exists after death. The real question is whether you are alive before death.
— Rajneesh
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