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Aging Quotes by Dave Barry
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
- I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover…
- Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass…
More Aging Quotes
- Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them. — Louis Armstrong
- A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. — John Barrymore
- It is old age, rather than death, that is to be contrasted with life. Old age is life's parody, whereas death transforms… — Simone de Beauvoir
- Hell of a thing when a man's got good health, plenty of money and absolutely nothing to do. — Harrison Ford
- When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we see something… — Chinua Achebe
- I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. — Margaret Atwood