All kinds Quote by Brian Regan

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds…

— Brian Regan

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

— Brian Regan

I saw something in the store the other day that I don't understand: that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. Is there…

— Brian Regan

I don't dispute the fact that I ordered too many mason jars. 1,200 Mason jars in a studio apartment is not the hill that…

— Caroline Calloway

I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in…

— Mitch Hedberg

It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.

— Alanis Morissette

I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong. -Brick Tamland

— Anchorman 2

“You can never have too many knives.”

— Joe Ambercrombie

It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.

— Alanis Morissette

I have half a cutlery shop's worth of spoons in my pocket at all times designated for tasting.

— Chris Morocco

I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife… as if I’m lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. That’s…

— Margaret Atwood

Did I tell you I finally found the perfect page-cutter? It's a pearl-handled fruit knife. My mother left me a dozen of them, I…

— Helene Hanff