Quote by Brian Regan

“I called them up, "Ya, I have ten boxes; can you come pick them up?" "We need to know the weight and the girth."…

— Brian Regan

“I'm always two inches too short and ten pounds too heavy. Figures.”

— Lyra Parish

When she left for a third time and returned with a giant box, I started to get irate. "What is this?" I demanded, taking…

— Richelle Mead

“If you’re struggling to fit me into a box……. Then build a bigger box!”

— Serina Hartwell

“When you look at a person's eyes or her smile, you can't tell how much she weighs.”

— Suzanne Supplee

“I said, "There's ditches his size, too.”

— Daniel Woodrell

“Enormous? Did you just call me fat?”

— Cassandra Clare

“You can tell the size of the man by the size of the problem that gets him down.”

— Eric Worre

“Some girls are bigger than others.”

— Morrissey

“what it lacked in length it made up for in girth.”

— Gideon Rathbone

“Put me down, I’m too heavy.” “You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.”

— Sarah Mayberry

“Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”

— Jarod Kintz