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Divorced Quote by Bob Saget

“It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.” quote by Bob Saget — Download Open image

“It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.”

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