Dork Quote by Bill Engvall Download Open image “I was a dork hunter. That's hard to do. I fell out of a tree.” — Bill Engvall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dork Hard Hunters Tree Trees
I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Of course I was a dork, but that's OK. Because all the coolest people I know were dorks. — Brendan Fraser Copy Share Image
I considered myself to be a pretty adept hunter. I'm good at spotting game. I'm good at reading signs when going through the woods. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
I'm big into fishing, but I've never been much of a hunter. I never was really raised around it a whole lot, so I… — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I am out in public and using the phone. I am in a phone booth, got the phone in my hand and a man… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I go 'what is it?' And she goes 'we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!' Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they… — Bill Engvall Copy Share
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Colin thought about the dork mantra: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. What a dirty lie. — John Green Copy Share Image
People think I'm cool - it's a virtue of my job! In real life I'm absolutely not cool, but I think if you have… — Shura Copy Share Image
I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways. — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
Human behavior is so intriguing. I find myself giving thumbs up signs all the time. I know I look like an absolute dork, but… — Anne Heche Copy Share Image
So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself. — Hank Green Copy Share Image
You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to wear their… — Mark Kozelek Copy Share Image
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose. — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes. — Lauren Gardner Copy Share Image
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