Rodney Dangerfield ✓

(1921–2004) film actor United States

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[Wikidata] American stand-up comedian (1921–2004)... | [Wikipedia] Jack Roy, better known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, and producer. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!", and his monologues on that theme.

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• Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent… Arguments
• I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet Came
• I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get Asking
• One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. Called
• I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Age
• I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet Everyone

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