"Most of the arguments to which I am……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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If one of the arguments against eating meat is to do with cruelty and animal intelligence, then lab meat avoids…
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The strongest arguments prove nothing so long as the conclusions are not verified by experience. Experimental science is the queen…
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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
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I come from an Italian family. One of the greatest and most profound expressions we would ever use in conversations…
— Mario Batali
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that…
— Robert Benchley
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Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.
— Wendell Berry
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Liberty is a great celestial Goddess, strong, beneficent, and austere, and she can never descend upon a nation by the…
— Annie Besant
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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
— Josh Billings
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We are not won by arguments that we can analyse but by tone and temper, by the manner which is…
— Samuel Butler
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Jesus did not get stuck in intellectual arguments with people. He did not go for the intellect; He went for…
— Kirk Cameron
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Men are convinced of your arguments, your sincerity, and the seriousness of your efforts only by your death.
— Albert Camus
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Illogical thinkers throw names and slurs around because they have no arguments with which to rebut their opponents. Rational people…
— Benjamin Carson
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