All P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
- I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop… Brain
- Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests! Asbestos
- Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous. Dangerous
- We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity. Cold
- At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky,… Ability
- The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. Call
- Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out? Dachshunds
- If he had a mind, there was something on it. Funny
- Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I'm all for it. All
- You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir. Affair
- There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry you Bertie. Bertie
- Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped. Ever Stepped
- Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction. Dream
- I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain.… Attendance
- Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father,… Abysmal
- Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow,… From
- Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots… Asked
- There's too much of that where-every-prospect-pleases-and-only-man-is-vile stuff buzzing around for my taste. Buzzing
- ...it has been well said that it is precisely these moments when we are feeling that ours is the world and everything that's in it… Been
- Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade… Ago