All P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
- It was a silver cow. But when I say 'cow', don't go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you… Animal
- In his normal state he would not strike a lamb. I’ve known him to do it’ ‘Do what?’ ‘Not strike lambs Him
- Hugo?’ ‘Millicent?’ ‘Is that you?’ ‘Yes. Is that you?’ ‘Yes.’ Anything in the nature of misunderstanding was cleared away. It was both of them. Both
- He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do. Inspirational
- What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things. Different Things
- I laughed derisively. "For goodness' sake, don't start gargling now. This is serious." "I was laughing." "Oh, were you? Well, I'm glad to see you… Derisively
- An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away. Aimed
- Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through. Blotto
- It was one of those days you sometimes get latish in the autumn when the sun beams, the birds toot, and there is a bracing… Air
- And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need. Brain
- You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say, there is something… Brain
- Well, why do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good square look at the… Been
- I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write. Anyone
- It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on,… Brought
- We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures. Always Remember
- I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that… Bertie
- To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling. Based
- I shoved on a dressing-gown, and flew downstairs like a mighty, rushing wind. Downstairs
- He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say when! Been