All P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
- The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs,… Arrival
- I expect I shall feel better after tea. Better
- One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth, Compelled
- He looked haggard and careworn, like a Borgia who has suddenly remembered that he has forgotten to shove cyanide in the consommé, and the dinner-gong… Any
- When you have been just told that the girl you love is definitely betrothed to another, you begin to understand how Anarchists must feel when… Anarchist
- Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror. Appearance
- It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them. Angry
- It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to… Agee
- She looked like something that might have occured to Ibsen in one of his less frivolous moments. Frivolous
- ...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He… Acted
- Do you ever get moods when life seems absolutely meaningless? It's like a badly-constructed story, with all sorts of characters moving in and out who… Absolutely
- He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five… Bed
- Beginning with a critique of my own limbs, which she said, justly enough, were nothing to write home about, this girl went on to dissect… Acerbity
- The spine, and I do not attempt to conceal the fact, had become soluble, in the last degree. Attempt
- One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room. Hawk
- One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got… All
- That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely. Absolutely
- As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over. Inspirational
- I don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m telling a story is this… Always Come
- One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his… Admirably