All P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
- Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto. Blotto
- He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg. Bite
- I clutched at the brow. The mice in my interior had now got up an informal dance and were buck-and-winging all over the place like… All
- Mr Beach was too well bred to be inquisitive, but his eyebrows here not. 'Ah!' he said. '?', cried the eyebrows. '? ? ?' Ashe… Ah
- Joan was nothing more than a friend. He was not in love with her. One does not fall in love with a girl whom one… Across
- It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your… Ancestor
- She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn't steeped… Asking
- Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive… Announces
- As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps… According
- I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be… Awfully
- We Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that… Absolutely
- You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on… All
- Just another proof, of course, of what I often say - it takes all sorts to make a world. All
- You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. Design
- She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the… Arm
- I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd… Absurd
- It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give… Darn
- The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in… Bath
- A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots. Breath
- There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action. Action