All P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
- No novelists any good except me. Sovietski -- yah! Nastikoff -- bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any good except me.… All
- -'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter Inspirational
- Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas… Adored
- Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a… Aristocracy
- They pointed out that the friendship between the two artistes had always been a by-word or whatever you called it. A well-read Egg summed it… Artistes
- I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a man ought not to be out of bed and awake at four… Age
- You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz. Add
- Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem that we men can never hope to solve. Hope
- She's a sort of human vampire-bat Bat
- One of the Georges - I forget which - once said that a certain number of hours´ sleep each night - I cannot recall at… Cannot Recall
- As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in… Abiding
- It was one of the most disgusting spectacles I've ever seen-- this white-haired old man, who should have been thinking of the hereafter, standing there… Actor
- When a girl uses six derogatory adjectives in her attempt to paint the portrait of the loved one, it means something. One may indicate a… Adjectives
- I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head. Came
- Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same. Acts
- Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha. Cha Cha
- Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred. Better
- I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves Jeeves
- A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber. Bonnets
- No one so dislikes being punished unjustly as the person who might have been punished justly on scores of previous occasions, if he had only… Been