"I pity the shrimp that matches wits with…" — P.G. Wodehouse

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• I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I… — P.G. Wodehouse
• I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself. — P.G. Wodehouse
• We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said… — P.G. Wodehouse
• Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction. — P.G. Wodehouse
• Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir,… — P.G. Wodehouse
• It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being… — P.G. Wodehouse
• Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good… — P.G. Wodehouse
• There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse
• -'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not… — P.G. Wodehouse
• You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall… — P.G. Wodehouse
• Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was… — P.G. Wodehouse
• There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action. — P.G. Wodehouse

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