Shrimp Quotes

49 quotes by 45 authors

We have eco-friendly shrimp. We can make them; we have that technology. But we can never have an eco-friendly all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. It doesn't work. — Barton Seaver
Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination.… — P.G. Wodehouse
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped… — Jack Handey
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautes it. There's,… — Mykelti Williamson
I shall be but a shrimp of an author. — Thomas Gray
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children… — Erma Bombeck
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of… — S.A. Bodeen
The hibachi is coming to a city near you. I'm cooking chicken and shrimp, but if you want to throw a double team my way,… — Gilbert Arenas
It is not a matter of indifference whether we like oysters or clams, snails or shrimp, if only we know how to unravel the existential… — Jean-Paul Sartre
I've always wanted to be taller. I feel like a shrimp, but that's the way it goes. I'm five-foot four-and-a-half-inches - that's actually average. Everything… — Madonna Ciccone
I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean. — Brooke Burke
It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. — Jason Alexander
Changing my diet was the big thing. I had to learn correct portion control. . . . I eat an egg-white omelet for breakfast, shrimp… — Lauren Alaina
I saw three shrimp in the water, two were old and gray. I swam a little closer, and I heard the third one say, good-bye… — Elvis Presley
Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our time in a world of baking powder biscuits… — Ricky Jay
The shrimp was lousy and the champagne tasted like water [at the Golden Globes — Ian McShane
If it's a cocktail party, I generally make five or six different things, and I try to choose recipes that feel like a meal: a… — Ina Garten
I make some of my best recipes with a simple homemade stock. Keep shrimp shells stored in a plastic bag in the freezer. When you… — Emeril Lagasse
When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a… — Amy Poehler
If relationships were hard, mariage was even harder... it seemed like most couples struggled. It went with the territory. What did Nana always say? Stick… — Nicholas Sparks

Who Wrote These Shrimp Quotes

45 authors contributed a total of 49 Shrimp Quotes, led by these top contributors: