Shrimp Quotes
49 quotes by 45 authors
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We have eco-friendly shrimp. We can make them; we have that technology. But we can never have an eco-friendly all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. It doesn't work.
— Barton Seaver
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Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination.…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped…
— Jack Handey
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Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautes it. There's,…
— Mykelti Williamson
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I shall be but a shrimp of an author.
— Thomas Gray
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Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children…
— Erma Bombeck
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What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of…
— S.A. Bodeen
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The hibachi is coming to a city near you. I'm cooking chicken and shrimp, but if you want to throw a double team my way,…
— Gilbert Arenas
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It is not a matter of indifference whether we like oysters or clams, snails or shrimp, if only we know how to unravel the existential…
— Jean-Paul Sartre
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I've always wanted to be taller. I feel like a shrimp, but that's the way it goes. I'm five-foot four-and-a-half-inches - that's actually average. Everything…
— Madonna Ciccone
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I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.
— Brooke Burke
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It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.
— Jason Alexander
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Changing my diet was the big thing. I had to learn correct portion control. . . . I eat an egg-white omelet for breakfast, shrimp…
— Lauren Alaina
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I saw three shrimp in the water, two were old and gray. I swam a little closer, and I heard the third one say, good-bye…
— Elvis Presley
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Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our time in a world of baking powder biscuits…
— Ricky Jay
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The shrimp was lousy and the champagne tasted like water [at the Golden Globes
— Ian McShane
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If it's a cocktail party, I generally make five or six different things, and I try to choose recipes that feel like a meal: a…
— Ina Garten
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I make some of my best recipes with a simple homemade stock. Keep shrimp shells stored in a plastic bag in the freezer. When you…
— Emeril Lagasse
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When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a…
— Amy Poehler
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If relationships were hard, mariage was even harder... it seemed like most couples struggled. It went with the territory. What did Nana always say? Stick…
— Nicholas Sparks
Who Wrote These Shrimp Quotes
45 authors contributed a total of 49 Shrimp Quotes, led by these top contributors: