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• We have eco-friendly shrimp. We can make them; we have that technology. But we can never have an eco-friendly all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet.… — Barton Seaver
• Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of… — P.G. Wodehouse
• I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then… — Jack Handey
• Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it,… — Mykelti Williamson
• I shall be but a shrimp of an author. — Thomas Gray
• Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight… — Erma Bombeck
• What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a… — S.A. Bodeen
• The hibachi is coming to a city near you. I'm cooking chicken and shrimp, but if you want to throw a double… — Gilbert Arenas
• It is not a matter of indifference whether we like oysters or clams, snails or shrimp, if only we know how to… — Jean-Paul Sartre
• I've always wanted to be taller. I feel like a shrimp, but that's the way it goes. I'm five-foot four-and-a-half-inches - that's… — Madonna Ciccone
• I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean. — Brooke Burke
• It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. — Jason Alexander

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