Jeeves Quotes

17 quotes by 2 authors

• I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a… — P.G. Wodehouse
• I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself. — P.G. Wodehouse
• We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity. — P.G. Wodehouse
• Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction. — P.G. Wodehouse
• Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots… — P.G. Wodehouse
• It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a… — P.G. Wodehouse
• Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're… — P.G. Wodehouse
• There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse
• -'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter — P.G. Wodehouse
• You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz. — P.G. Wodehouse
• Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same. — P.G. Wodehouse
• I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves — P.G. Wodehouse
• There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action. — P.G. Wodehouse
• I suppose even Dictators have their chummy moments, when they put their feet up and relax with the boys, but it was plain from the… — P.G. Wodehouse
• I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well,… — P.G. Wodehouse
• One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room. — P.G. Wodehouse
• An ideal smartphone is the one that looks like Brosnan, sounds like Mozart, responds like Jeeves, and is good to flaunt, like Kim Kardashian. — ARINDAM SEN

Who Wrote These Jeeves Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 17 Jeeves Quotes as follows:

• 16 Jeeves Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
• 1 Jeeves Quote by ARINDAM SEN