All P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
- It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing… Criminal
- Luck is a goddess not to be coerced and forcibly wooed by those who seek her favours. From such masterful spirits she turns away. But… Child
- Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff. Bird
- It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you. Dunstable
- This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her… Agatha
- everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative. Inspirational
- the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons Gallons
- the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments Broken
- [He] saw that a peculiar expression had come into his nephew's face; an expression a little like that of a young hindu fakir who having… Bed
- As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire. Astaire
- you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there? Down
- He groaned slightly and winced like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch. Dropping
- It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man… Arizona
- I suppose even Dictators have their chummy moments, when they put their feet up and relax with the boys, but it was plain from the… Absence
- We do not tell old friends beneath our roof-tree that they are an offence to the eyesight. Beneath
- I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well,… Criticize
- The exquisite code of politeness of the Woosters prevented me clipping her one on the ear-hole, but I would have given a shilling to be… Able
- You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift. Gift
- [I'm] as broke as the ten commandments. Broke
- ...there was practically one handwriting common to the whole school when it came to writing lines. It resembled the movements of a fly that had… Brisk