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• I've always been infuriated by Bertie, I have to say. I never appreciated his style of politics. I thought it… — Lucinda Creighton
• My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call… — Angela Kinsey
• What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry… — P.G. Wodehouse
• Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good… — P.G. Wodehouse
• Lady Glossip: Mr. Wooster, how would you support a wife? Bertie Wooster: Well, I suppose it depends on who's wife… — P.G. Wodehouse
• A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• The Challenge is to pry Bertie loose from Dain and his circle of oafish dengenerates,” Jessica said severely. “It would… — Loretta Chase
• Ah! Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• Jessica, I know I've been...difficult," he said. "All the same—" "Difficult?" She looked up, her grey eyes wide, "You have… — Loretta Chase
• I am just trying to be a good, protective mother. I want to give Bertie as normal a childhood as… — Kate Bush

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