"Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?" — P.G. Wodehouse

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• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the… — Robert Benchley
• Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence… — Elwyn Brooks White
• Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. — Queen Victoria
• Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H. L. Mencken
• The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble. — Christopher Wren
• Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls… — Peter Sellers
• Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these… — John Steinbeck
• Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in… — Mary Doria Russell
• House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true… — Mary Doria Russell
• The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back,… — Mary Doria Russell
• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a… — Robert Benchley

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