Dachshunds Quotes

12 quotes by 9 authors

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm… — Robert Benchley
Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day,… — Elwyn Brooks White
Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. — Queen Victoria
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H. L. Mencken
The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble. — Christopher Wren
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought… — Peter Sellers
Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out? — P.G. Wodehouse
Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved… — John Steinbeck
Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in consistency, she made up for… — Mary Doria Russell
House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true in climates that affront their… — Mary Doria Russell
The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for… — Mary Doria Russell
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm… — Robert Benchley

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9 authors contributed a total of 12 Dachshunds Quotes as follows: