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- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley
- Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a… — Elwyn Brooks White
- Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. — Queen Victoria
- Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H. L. Mencken
- The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble. — Christopher Wren
- Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites… — Peter Sellers
- Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out? — P.G. Wodehouse
- Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley… — John Steinbeck
- Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in consistency, she… — Mary Doria Russell
- House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true in climates… — Mary Doria Russell
- The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you… — Mary Doria Russell
- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot… — Robert Benchley