All Ogden Nash Quotes
- Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. Children
- I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm. Coined
- I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. All
- People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. Fond
- Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go… Bathe
- Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you… Explain
- Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love,… Any
- Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little… Belinda
- But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate… Ate
- Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. Anniversaries