"Marriage is the bond between a person who……" — Ogden Nash
"Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them."
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160 Quotes by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash has 160 quotes on this site.
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to…
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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your…
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't…
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we…
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Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed…
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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the…
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More Anniversaries Quotes
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The holiest of holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; The secret anniversaries of the heart.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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EARTH DAY uses one of humanity's great discoveries, the discovery of anniversaries by which, throughout time, human beings have kept…
— Margaret Mead
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On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the…
— Dave Barry
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I loved the domesticity of my life as a struggling actor. When I wasn't going to auditions, I could do…
— Jenna Fischer
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Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and…
— Ambrose Bierce
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Life is a hurricane, and we board up to save what we can and bow low to the earth to…
— Jesmyn Ward
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In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed…
— Aldo Leopold
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The punctuation of anniversaries is terrible, like the closing of doors, one after another between you and what you want…
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Are there memories left that are safe from the clutches of phony anniversaries?
— Pope Paul VI
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I don’t care if I get one at all. Just as long as I keep getting anniversaries.
— Kelley Armstrong
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The secret anniversaries of the heart.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
— Mark Twain
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