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Them Quotes by Ogden Nash
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
- They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all…
- Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
- All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
- Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
- Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
- Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.
- People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder…
- I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.
- Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies…
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate…
- Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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