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One Quotes by Ogden Nash
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
- Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the…
- And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.
- One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze, And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees.
- How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did…
- The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
- The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
- Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
- Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
- One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
- One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
- Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
- There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
- When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when it seems Ive married one of Shakespeares dreams.
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go…
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