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Love Quotes by Ogden Nash
- God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
- A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
- I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.
- My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.
- Women would rather be right than reasonable.
- One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
- Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
- A dog's best friend is his illiteracy.
- When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not…
- Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
- How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
- Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything…
- This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true…
- Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
- Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
- All that glitters is sold as gold.
- Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
- A bit of talcum Is always walcum.
- A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.
- To love is an active verb.
- One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
- Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
- Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
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- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide