"How easy for those who do not bulge…" — Ogden Nash
"How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!"
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160 Quotes by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash has 160 quotes on this site.
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to…
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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your…
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't…
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we…
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Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed…
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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the…
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Man's cleverness is almost indefinite, and stretches like an elastic band, but human nature is like an iron ring. You…
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In a bygone era, penalty-takers would put their laces through the ball and threaten to put a permanent bulge in…
— Pete Gill
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In Western Australia, minerals are being dug up from Aboriginal land and shipped to China for a profit of a…
— John Pilger
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I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in…
— Eddie Murphy
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My dad, as a guy, had to quit school in the ninth grade, fought in the Battle of the Bulge.…
— John Barrasso
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A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge…
— David Letterman
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Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, the Battle of the…
— Mark Hoppus
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And before me was the great raw bulge and bulk of my American continent; somewhat far across, gloomy, crazy New…
— Jack Kerouac
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A child, thought Carl, is not the only result of childbirth. A mother, too, is born. You see them every…
— Joshua Ferris
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You - will - never - touch - our - children - again!' screamed Mrs. Weasley. Bellatrix laughed, the same…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes, But soft... behold! A sunlight beam Butting a…
— Joss Whedon
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When Rae got back, she spread her empty hands wide and said "Okay, guess where I hid it." She even…
— Kelley Armstrong
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