Best Ogden Nash Quotations
- This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true… Dream
- The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. Animal
- I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. Coined
- Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was. Area
- Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. Age
- I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights… Began
- The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions Action
- There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart… Abuse
- He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples. Benefit
- The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to… Alcohol
- Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on… Anointed
- Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight,… Another Year
- Where there is a monster, there is a miracle. Inspirational
- So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him… America
- At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle. Age
- Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. Both
- Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep,… Arise
- Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers. Inspirational
- Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and… Birthday
- All that glitters is sold as gold. All
- People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder… Aging
- Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it. Adults
- Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how. Everybody
- The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome… Adversity
- Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road. Ads
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