Best Nikhil Saluja Qoutes
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Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I guess she's lonely…
Asked
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I'm not a narcissist, I just like to spend most of the day infront of the mirror admiring God's gift to earth.
Admiring
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If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.
Driving
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Money over bitches. -People who are getting neither.
Bitches
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You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the toilet seat for…
Baby
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You know she's the one when you're gonna watch a movie together and instead of popcorn she makes sandwiches.
Gonna
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I like my coffee like I like my coffee.
Coffee
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Is it considered cheating when married porn stars go to work?
Cheating
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Everybody is tweeting from work. No wondering why the world economy is going down the drain.
Down
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On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex please just ignore…
Box
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I don't have kids but I have two laptops and one of them sucks.
Kids
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If she's not flexible, she's not textible.
Flexible
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Let go of what was and have faith in what will be
Faith
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Taking a long time to shower, just cause you like to stand there, under the warm water, doing nothing.
Cause
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Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.
Clothes
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Twitter: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Announce
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You know you've found true love when you catch yourself falling in love with the same person over and over again.
Catch
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A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.
Beautiful
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The only thing I've learnt in school is that I hate a lot of people.
Hate
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I delete tweets If I spell a word wrong, FUCK YOU if you saw it.
Delete
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At the end of the day, it's always you.
Day
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If you're gonna tell me about something plz have proof.. If you don't have any, I don't want to hear it.
Any
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Missing someone is part of loving them. Not until you are apart do you realize how much they mean to you.
Apart
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I'm not starting over with someone new, I wanna work it out with who I'm in love with.
Love
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Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first.
Advice
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