“Life is complex and prone to being pedantic Always little things crawl, flutter and creep in. Nesting in cracks in our psyches… — Neil Leckman Life Copy Share Image
“Tis oft I wonder, which way I should go At times the long road also reaches my goal The dangers are less,… — Neil Leckman Goals Copy Share Image
“Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding… — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value… — Neil Leckman Burning bush Copy Share Image
“I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!” — Neil Leckman Dreams Copy Share Image
“You ever drive up to the pharmacy window and they ask you, "Can I have your phone number?" Sure all I get… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.” — Neil Leckman Common-sense-philosophy Copy Share Image
“It lies here deep in the heart, the small chest of pain Sharp words like daggers placed it here To fill with… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I made a candle out of earwax so I could listen better in the dark.” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“Pharmacy drive-up window: "Could I have your address?" "Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!!” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats" I was halfway back to my cubicle with mine before… — Neil Leckman Language-understanding Copy Share Image
“You should never try to jump start your car while taking a shower” — Neil Leckman Common-sense-quotes Copy Share Image
“Somebody once told me that I need a reality check, I told them that I'll accept money from any source.” — Neil Leckman Money Copy Share Image
“This was to be my last trip. Sailing great distances was dangerous, and not very profitable in today's world. I walked down… — Neil Leckman Animals Copy Share Image
“People do not realize just how much effort it takes to do a half ass job properly. A lot of time is… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“So you like to stretch the truth?" he asked me. "Stretch, fold, spindle, staple or cut, whatever it takes to get it… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“They used to say, "A penny for your thoughts". I have heard that zombies will pay up to $5 a pound for… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?” — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
