All Mark Twain Quotes
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Age
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Bigotry
- Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Acid
- Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. All
- Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Atheist
- Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Breakup
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Best
- Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Autism
- Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Bad Ass
- A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Carries
- To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. Advice
- Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Beer
- In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Boards
- Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. Absence
- A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Advantage
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Aging
- A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Acknowledge
- Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. Always Loyalty
- The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Been
- Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Books
- My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Baby
- But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? Atheism
- Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Astonish
- It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Climate Change
- The lack of money is the root of all evil. All