All Mark Twain Quotes
- A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top. Ground
- Make your vacation your vocation. Inspirational
- Etiquette requires us to admire the human race. Admire
- To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier. Easier
- I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone . All
- We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there… Admire
- The more I know people, the more I love my dog. Dog
- Don't wait the time is never just right. Funny
- Love heightens all senses - except the common. All
- Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men. Delicious
- Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own - but I wish to sell out Call
- The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter... Frankest
- Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death! All
- In our day we don't allow a hundred and thirty years to elapse between glimpses of a marvel. If somebody should discover a creek in… Allow
- If there wasn't anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as… Discovery
- That is an editor. He is trying to think of a word. He props his feet on a chair, which is the editor's way; then… Alike
- Another editor. That thing behind his ear is his pencil. Whenever he finds a bright thing in your manuscript he strikes it out with that.… Another Editor
- This editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to… Book
- That is a society editor, sitting there elegantly dressed, with his legs crossed in that indolent way, observing the clothes the ladies wear, so that… Become Wealthy
- I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me… Always Try