All Mark Twain Quotes
- Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows Any
- Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths Funny
- Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation. Constant
- Don't dream your life, but live your dream Dream
- The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I… Affair
- There is nothing more frustrating than a good example. Example
- I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the… Cents
- Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change… All
- Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right. Country
- There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. Funny
- The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny Arrogance
- An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music. Ecstasy
- To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Everything Looks
- The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you. Dearer
- It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that… American
- When you catch an adjective, kill it. Adjective
- An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't… American
- A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done. Been
- Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. All
- When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it,… Age