Best Karl Pilkington Quotations
- You don't get anything done by planning Anything Done
- We all just want to sit on our ass. All
- Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it. Cake
- If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake? Asleep
- I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. Good
- If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things. End
- Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush. Day
- If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat? Always Neat
- Be the ugly one, look at the nice one. Inspirational
- There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist. Don T
- I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture. Don T
- Every step starts with a step. Every Step
- People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are… Baffles
- If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd… Ago
- It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. Home
- Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. Brainy
- I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it… Art
- People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. Answer
- A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. Insect
- They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem… All
- And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. Inspirational
- I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. All
- It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Jellyfish
- When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. Abroad
- That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. Bald
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