"If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come……" — Karl Pilkington
"If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?"
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
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- The Web is the new book though, innit?
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- That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
- By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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- Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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