"It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish…" — Karl Pilkington
"It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle."
—
Karl Pilkington
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
-
Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
-
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
-
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
-
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
-
The Web is the new book though, innit?
-
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
-
That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
-
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
-
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
-
How would I know which one I was?
-
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
See all 176 quotes by Karl Pilkington »
More Jellyfish Quotes
This quote is filed under Jellyfish Quotes,
one of 34 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
A lot of athletes have this sort of invincibility: [The jellyfish] should worry about me. I don't worry about them.…
— Diana Nyad
-
Nature has provided two great gifts: life and then the diversity of living things, jellyfish and humans, worms and crocodiles.…
— Unknown Author
-
If we don't manage this resource, we will be left with a diet of jellyfish and plankton stew.
— Daniel Pauly
-
Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish. ... The trouble is you won't fight. You've given up.…
— Charlie Chaplin
-
I've never been hurt by a sea creature, except for jellyfish and sea urchins.
— Peter Benchley
-
Nest of Soviet fellow travelers clacking busybodies in a Soviet jellyfish front, sitting here in Leesburg oozing out their funny…
— Lyndon LaRouche
-
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.…
— Jack Handey
-
Today I saw cancer, cigarettes, and shortness of breath. This is why I walk to the ocean. Swim with sharks…
— Ryan Ross
-
Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
— Jenny Eclair
-
A person without conviction is a weak, jellyfish type of individual who mindlessly follows the crowd.
— Rick Warren
-
Trying to make order out of my life was like trying to pick up a jellyfish.
— Gene Tierney
-
We are all jellyfish, too pitiful and too afraid of being disliked to be honest.
— May Sarton
See all 34 Jellyfish Quotes »