The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come… — Jimmy Fallon Bills Copy Share Image
The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have… — Jimmy Fallon Biden Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Cities Copy Share Image
A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs. — Jimmy Fallon Found Copy Share Image
A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce… — Jimmy Fallon After divorce Copy Share Image
Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At… — Jimmy Fallon Angela Copy Share Image
In an interview, President Obama said he recently deejayed a small dance party at the White House. Obama has a lot in… — Jimmy Fallon Common Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering… — Jimmy Fallon Biden Copy Share Image
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot.… — Jimmy Fallon Boyfriend Copy Share Image
During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a… — Jimmy Fallon Carter Copy Share Image
A man in Georgia was arrested for burglary after he left his Facebook account open on the victim's computer. But this is… — Jimmy Fallon Accounts Copy Share Image
When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on… — Jimmy Fallon Jobs Copy Share Image
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon Absurd Copy Share Image
President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights. — Jimmy Fallon Capability Copy Share Image
Yesterday the CEO of Citigroup said that he can understand why all these Occupy Wall Street protesters are so frustrated. In fact,… — Jimmy Fallon Bonus Copy Share Image
The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of… — Jimmy Fallon Acting Copy Share Image
A top aide to Donald Trump says he quit the campaign this weekend because of Trump's public feuds, but Trump said he… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse… — Jimmy Fallon Cities Copy Share Image
I don't want to admit it, but I do enjoy the feedback from the audience. It's instant feedback. It's like, you could… — Jimmy Fallon Admit Copy Share Image
Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them. — Jimmy Fallon Jokes Copy Share Image
Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris… — Jimmy Fallon Becoming Copy Share Image
In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which… — Jimmy Fallon Abc's Copy Share Image
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. — Jimmy Fallon Catholic Copy Share Image
