Absurd Quote by Jimmy Fallon

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.

— Ralph Steadman

Why did God create mankind? Because God likes stories.

— Jonathan Sacks

Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.

— Chris Lowe

This absurd, godless world is, then, peopled with men who think clearly and have ceased to hope. And I have not yet spoken of…

— Albert Camus

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey

— Mark Twain

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

— Anonymous

“The idea of God was invented in the small hours of history by a scam who had genius; it somehow reeks too much of…

— Vladimir Nabokov

Man created God, not God, man

— Giuseppe Garibaldi

“You never believed in God, Doc, did you? You said if God created man in His image, why couldn't man invent a God that…

— Rabih Alameddine

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

— Carl Reiner

“God didnt create humans. Humans created God”

— Donovan Puckett

“Once we are a creation, how much absurdity can there be in our heart without God the Creator.”

— Sorin Cerin