According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now,… — Jimmy Fallon Christie Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm being too Zen. I'm inhaling too much patchouli and incense. It's embarrassing. — Jimmy Fallon Embarrassing Copy Share Image
According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and… — Jimmy Fallon Annoying Copy Share Image
The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics.… — Jimmy Fallon Accepting Copy Share Image
People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a… — Jimmy Fallon Being real Copy Share Image
A political action committee trying to raise money for a 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign is selling “Ready for Hillary” champagne glasses and… — Jimmy Fallon Action Copy Share Image
Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last… — Jimmy Fallon Air Copy Share Image
Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering.… — Jimmy Fallon Appreciate Copy Share Image
The Pentagon banned the army from using Chinese-made berets. In a more veiled slap at the Chinese, the Pentagon also banned any… — Jimmy Fallon Alternatives Copy Share Image
At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!' — Jimmy Fallon Education Copy Share Image
Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth.… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all. — Jimmy Fallon Boston Copy Share Image
The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to… — Jimmy Fallon Secret Santa Copy Share Image
You run on the treadmill. But you need to stop watching The Food Network when you're doing it. That is how you… — Jimmy Fallon Food network Copy Share Image
Vladimir Putin bribed a soccer official with a Picasso painting so he would support Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup.… — Jimmy Fallon Cups Copy Share Image
As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It's getting cheaper… — Jimmy Fallon Cheaper Copy Share Image
If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet. — Jimmy Fallon Internet Copy Share Image
This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If… — Jimmy Fallon Arrested Copy Share Image
It was the 60th anniversary of 'Face the Nation.' During his interview, President Obama said, 'Our country doesn't fear the future. We… — Jimmy Fallon Audience Copy Share Image
There are reports that Kim Jong Un climbed North Korea's highest mountain. Kim Jong Un said all it took to climb that… — Jimmy Fallon Climbing Copy Share Image
Shouldn't every day be Earth Day? I mean, what are our options? — Jimmy Fallon Earth Copy Share Image
The heroic New York doctor who caught Ebola has been declared Ebola free. President Obama called the doctor to thank him for… — Jimmy Fallon Caught Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m. — Jimmy Fallon Baby Copy Share Image
