[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon Jokes Copy Share Image
Over on the Democratic side, Martin O'Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn't running… — Jimmy Fallon Christie Copy Share Image
Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate… — Jimmy Fallon Chance Copy Share Image
There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need… — Jimmy Fallon Apps Copy Share Image
Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White's seven dwarfs,… — Jimmy Fallon 40th birthday Copy Share Image
The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled… — Jimmy Fallon Approval Copy Share Image
This weekend President Obama attended the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, and during his speech he joked that he is getting older and… — Jimmy Fallon Annuals Copy Share Image
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a… — Jimmy Fallon Computers Copy Share Image
Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that… — Jimmy Fallon Business Copy Share Image
A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil… — Jimmy Fallon Courses Copy Share Image
It would've been amazing [to work as programmer]. You're good at numbers, you're good with people, you like to wear shorts in… — Jimmy Fallon Numbers Copy Share Image
A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may have been high when he wrote some of his… — Jimmy Fallon Be or not to be Copy Share Image
It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't… — Jimmy Fallon Election Copy Share Image
“Ben: You're gonna get arrested. Lindsey Meeks: You can't sell your tickets! Ben: That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait,… — Jimmy Fallon Baseball Copy Share Image
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you… — Jimmy Fallon Asks Copy Share Image
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and… — Jimmy Fallon Age Copy Share Image
I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know,… — Jimmy Fallon Crazy Copy Share Image
I like living with myself. I mean obviously, because here I am interviewing myself. — Jimmy Fallon Here i am Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's campaign has raised about $100,000 in donations during the second quarter. Which raises an important question: Who is giving Donald… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy. — Jimmy Fallon Keys Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton used a private email account to conduct official state business. Experts say that if this violates any federal rules, then… — Jimmy Fallon Accounts Copy Share Image
Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American… — Jimmy Fallon American dream Copy Share Image
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